I am a part-time artist, smooth talker, designer, comedian and lumberjack. I can draw most things, and I can even design you something nice. But what I really like to do is talk. I would love to throw some ideas around and just talk about it. I want to find out if I can make it funny. Or maybe sad. What if the dog started dancing? We could put little uniforms on the bottles. Can we talk more about dioramas? These are all crazy things I've said at work, and each one turned into a cool idea.

So let me talk crazy for you.